stressed, depressed but well dressed.
I'm Sapphire, 17, and whatever else you want to know, just ask ★
I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
"I never fucking said that"
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